Potty Trained Much?

What is it with males and their peeing-on-the-toilet-seat habit? Why don't they wipe it after their little "mishap"? Especially when it's a communal toilet. I can deal with taking the toilet seat down every now and then (not really), but wiping a grown male's bodily fluids is too much for me to handle. Call me angry, but, try wiping a toilet seat while pressed.

Picture from Google

A thirteen year old might miss and not wipe; above that age, however, one would imagine that guys have the mental capacity high enough to alert them that someone else has to sit there - duh! I mean, the same logic that compels a person to scrub the toilet bowl after defecating and leaving a trail - disgusting, I know - should easily prompt "men" to wipe the toilet seat. Why are you missing at that age anyway? Unless the room is spinning or something. It's not like the toilet bowl is the size of a bullet hole, so why can't men pee straight?

Picture from Google

All I'm saying is clean up after yourself. We don't need to know that you have been given the gift of being able to pee on the toilet seat.

IMPORTANT: Women please don't sit on public toilets - it is a serious health risk.





*SPECIAL THANKS TO TSHOLOFELO "BULL" LETSHOO*